rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

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consulting-violinist:

vvargs:

My banana looks like Matt Smith

bananas are good

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lolsofunny:

1. Print this photo.

2. Throw it in a Christmas card.

3. Send it to family you haven’t seen in over five years.

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cmdonovann:

omgthefeels-physical-pain:

this will never fail to make me laugh

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GIFSET SINCE I GOT A TUMBLR YES MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE

(Source: arggggghhhhhhh, via umnodirection)

huntardd:

the-eleventh-blog:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

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There’s also no N, H, or S in america 

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omg

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via umnodirection)

cosettefauchelevents:

what if they took west side story and made a version where it was set in verona in the 1400s and instead of gangs there are two powerful italian families. i just think that would be really cool

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gallifreyan-consulting-detective:

deduction-to-seduction:

cumberbitchsandwich:

thedrofwho:

Oh come on you three, it’s not even subtle…

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Well, it’s more subtle than this 

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#gonna tap that ass tonight

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fwips:

/stares into the fading sun

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